Pain au chocolat: buttery, flaky, chocolatey, and full of despair, as illustrated by The Sadness of Pain au Chocolat by Ben Horsley. When you eat a pain au chocolat, you're doing it the favor of putting it out of its misery.
Thanks to Ben, I can't stop seeing faces in pains au chocolat. My world of breakfast pastries will never be the same.
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