Remember when McSweeney's came out with that list of FAILED BEN & JERRY'S FLAVORS? Noam Chompsky, Hall and Oatmeal, and Coffee Annan were all on there. It still makes me giggle a little. So I came up with some of my own.
Thankfully Sweets editor Carrie also has a penchant for
bad horrible puns and allowed me to do this.
- Rumney Raisin (or Mitt and Cookies?)
- Scoop Me Maybe
- The Most Interesting Flavor in the World
- Alton Brownie Fudge
- Balsamic Figs Boson
- Lord Eddard Dark Chocolate
- Bryant Gumballs
- Never Say Nougat
- Ricin Pudding
- Baracky Road
No, these may not have even made it to the Ben & Jerry's flavor graveyard, but one can still hope.
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