Gallery: We Try Every Kind of Pepperidge Farm Cookie

Chessman
Chessman
A handsome cookie, and Robyn's favorite, we like this buttery cookie for its crispy texture and sweet but salty flavor. We think of it as a lighter alternative to shortbread.
Brussels
Brussels
We all love Brussels for their crumbly, buttery texture and the slight chewiness that comes from little bits of oatmeal.
Verona (Strawberry)
Verona (Strawberry)
The cookie has a nice soft and chewy texture, but needs more of the strawberry jam.
Tahiti
Tahiti
A coconut shortbread-like version of a Brussels, this is a great cookie that is far superior to the plain Coconut cookie. Actual chunks of coconut give it a chewy quality, and it also has that satisfying shortbread sandiness.
Bordeaux
Bordeaux
These have a great caramel-y, burnt sugar taste, as well as a fantastic super-crisp texture.
Verona (Apricot Raspberry)
Verona (Apricot Raspberry)
Same as the Strawberry: tasty, but more jam please!
Geneva
Geneva
We liked the dark chocolate against the super-crisp, slightly salty cookie.
Shortbread
Shortbread
We weren't crazy about this shortbread—a little salt is a good thing, but, surprisingly for a packaged cookie, this had too much.
Gingerman
Gingerman
A superb little g-man: really crispy, with wonderful visible sugar granules on the top and sufficiently ginger-y flavor. These would get along famously with a hot drink.
Sugar
Sugar
Decent flavor, but it's sandy like shortbread instead of dense like a christmas sugar cookie or chewy like a year-rounder. Not a favorite.
Lemon
Lemon
Super crispy and sandy, these are a bit dry though quite lemon-y.
Coconut
Coconut
If you're a coconut person, go for the Tahiti's instead of this one. They don't have as much real coconut in them, and like the Lemon they're a bit dry.
Milano Melts: Mint Chocolate Creme
Milano Melts: Mint Chocolate Creme
Our previous ambivalence towards melts stands, but the mint creme is OK: not overly artificial-tasting.
Milano Melts: Dark Classic Creme
Milano Melts: Dark Classic Creme
The melts aren't bad. The outside Milano part is as crunchy as always. The creme is gooey chocolate so while it's not amazing it is, of course, not terrible. Still, none of us here would choose these over a classic Milano. There's something a little off-putting about "melted chocolate" that hasn't actually been recently heated.
Milano Melts: Vanilla Creme
Milano Melts: Vanilla Creme
A bit different than the others because of the chocolate outside. The vanilla creme tastes a lot like frosting, which some of us liked.
Milano Slices: Crunchy Almond
Milano Slices: Crunchy Almond
The Milano Slices series is good for someone who loves a Milano but wants more middle and less cookie: the chocolate here is layered more thickly than it is in the classic cookie, and there is only one cookie instead of two. The crunchy almond pieces are a nice touch, adding a little texture without greatly changing the flavor.
Milano Slices: Sweet Toffee
Milano Slices: Sweet Toffee
Similar to the Crunchy Almond slice, the Sweet Toffee has a sharper crunch and the added flavor and sweetness of toffee.
Milano Orange
Milano Orange
There is a lot of orange flavor here...maybe too much. The taste is a bit grating and artificial.
Milano
Milano
Tastes like childhood to all of us. Milanos are still as satisfying and delicious as they were back then.
Milano Raspberry
Milano Raspberry
These have a good raspberry flavor, much preferable to the artificial orange.
Milano Double Chocolate
Milano Double Chocolate
In Leandra's words, these are everything good and right in this world but double.
Milano Milk Chocolate
Milano Milk Chocolate
These are as good as the original, and better if you prefer milk chocolate.
Milano Mint
Milano Mint
Almost as classic as the original Milano, these are super scrumptious and deliciously minty.
Soft Baked: Santa Cruz Oatmeal Raisin
Soft Baked: Santa Cruz Oatmeal Raisin
No one here at SEHQ had anything remotely nice to say about the Soft Baked series. They taste strange and unnatural, and they're squishy as though they haven't been cooked (but aren't tasty like cookie dough). The only good thing about these Santa Cruz Oatmeal Raisins are that they have a lot of cinnamon in them.
Soft Baked Chunk: Montauk Milk Chocolate
Soft Baked Chunk: Montauk Milk Chocolate
More Soft Baked, more bad news. The big chunks of milk chocolate are nice, but they have the same strange soft baked flavor and texture (if you aren't sure what we're talking about, these cookies are comparable to Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies).
Soft Baked Chunk: Captiva Dark Chocolate Brownie
Soft Baked Chunk: Captiva Dark Chocolate Brownie
These got an especially hard review, as Sam said they tasted like brownie cardboard.
Chunk: Chesapeake Dark Chocolate Pecan
Chunk: Chesapeake Dark Chocolate Pecan
The Chunk series aren't as bad as the Soft Baked but no one was a big fan. They are too crunchy in the same way that the soft ones are too soft: neither kind seems like they were created through any normal baking method. The flavor here is much better, though, with a large hint of butter that is nice.
Chunk: Sausalito Milk Chocolate Macadamia
Chunk: Sausalito Milk Chocolate Macadamia
Despite the aforementioned vexing texture, I have always been a fan of the Sausalito cookie. I like the buttery flavor, oversized chunks of milk chocolate, and pieces of crunchy macadamia nut.
Chunk: Tahoe White Chocolate Macadamia
Chunk: Tahoe White Chocolate Macadamia
The white chocolate make the already sugary cookie a bit sweet, but the macadamia nuts balance this out nicely.
Chunk: Nantucket Dark Chocolate
Chunk: Nantucket Dark Chocolate
One of the generally preferred big cookies, but not as good as the Double Chocolate Nantucket Dark Chocolate.
Chunk: Maui Milk Chocolate Coconut Almond
Chunk: Maui Milk Chocolate Coconut Almond
Tastes a lot like the Sausalito, except with the barest hint of coconut. This coconut definitely comes from extract; there are no shards to speak of.
Chunk: Double Chocolate Nantucket Dark Chocolate
Chunk: Double Chocolate Nantucket Dark Chocolate
The difference between this one and the the Nantucket Dark Chocolate seems to be chocolate in the batter. It's a bit darker and has a slightly chocolatier taste.
Chunk: Lexington Milk Chocolate Toffee Almond
Chunk: Lexington Milk Chocolate Toffee Almond
This one was very similar to Maui and Sausalito, except with some toffee pieces.
Milano Cake
Milano Cake
We were both pleasantly surprised and slightly disappointed by this one. The cake was surprisingly tasty, with the flavor of a good sheet cake, and the frosting simply tasted like packaged chocolate frosting. It's good, it just isn't really a milano, and the crumbled cookies on top didn't fool us.