[Photograph: Erin Zimmer]

Remember when McSweeney's came out with that list of FAILED BEN & JERRY'S FLAVORS? Noam Chompsky, Hall and Oatmeal, and Coffee Annan were all on there. It still makes me giggle a little. So I came up with some of my own.

Thankfully Sweets editor Carrie also has a penchant for bad horrible puns and allowed me to do this.

• InstaGraham
• Rumney Raisin (or Mitt and Cookies?)
• Obamacaramel
• Scoop Me Maybe
• Honeybadger
• The Most Interesting Flavor in the World
• Alton Brownie Fudge
• Balsamic Figs Boson
• Lord Eddard Dark Chocolate
• Bryant Gumballs
• Never Say Nougat
• Ricin Pudding
• Baracky Road

No, these may not have even made it to the Ben & Jerry's flavor graveyard, but one can still hope.